So, you did it again. You parked like an a-hole and thought nothing would come of it? Well, my friend, your days are numbered. You’re going to be found and made a public example of. The A-hole Parking Sticker is not only an abnormal sticker…it’s an eggshell sticker, because of this it peels off in a million small, frustrating pieces. *WARNING* may cause damage if applied to anywhere other than a glass window. We don’t seem to be responsible for your stupidity or vandalism. It’s 5″ x 3.4″ and not easily removable.
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PACK CONTENTS – 10-pack hard-to-do away with parking stickers
FRUSTRATE YOUR ENEMIES – Eggshell stickers peel off in a million small, frustrating pieces, but is easy to quickly apply
STORE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX – these are 5 x 3.4 Inches. Card-sized and in a position for revenge
TEXT: “I am probably a nice person, but I REALLY PARKED LIKE AN ___HOLE this time. Or maybe I am just inconsiderate always. I will be able to have a variety of time to contemplate this as I peel this eggshell sticker off”
From the Violent Little Machine Shop – Idaho-based, Vet-owned purveyors of the hilarious stickers, morale patches, greeting cards and apparel.